I just dound this on somone elses web log, it made my day...

For those of you who watch what you eat...Here's the final word
on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after
all those conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also
suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and
fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or
Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
apparently what kills you.